Warding off Dry Skin With Skin Moisturizer
Down Sawgrass Way, beside the old trash dump, used to live this old coot who saw the life of a body in their hands. Some called it palmistry, but it seemed like the old gent actually looked at the living of a person. He could tell death age, specific events in someone’s life and sundry things. He used to take the lug nuts off of people’s cars, toss them on the ground and then tell you what was wrong with your heap by the way they was arranged. He was a talented mechanic, and everybody around thought there was some witchcraft there by the way he eyed you over the edge of an old personal care catalog that he was always reading. There was one foil to his reading of the future; if you was to put on a big dab of skin moisturizer before you went to see him, he said he couldn’t get an accurate read. The stuff was like some kind of a hex breaker or something.
Apparently, he had always had the gift just like his grandma before him. She would take him into her parlor, weigh his hands down with a skin moisturizer and then try to tell him what he was thinking. The grandma had a blank look in her eye when she was doing it, and if he moved he got a rolled up personal care catalog upside the head for impertinence. Under this treatment it was no wonder that skin moisturizer was such a problem; she said that it helped her, but there had to be some awful things that the old lady told him while he was under her spell.
One early morning there was a scream from his edge of town. He came running down the middle of the street, with an old fashioned dressing gown flapping around his ankles, screaming about haints. He had a rolled up personal care flier rolled up in his hand, and he was waving it like he was warding off flies. We came to find out that he was asleep, or in some sort of trance, the whole time. Seems he was conjuring up the spirit of his departed grandma, trying to find out where she had hid the family takings from his grandpa’s days selling personal care products.She had come to him with a jar of skin moisturizer in her hand, telling him to read her future. At about that time a pitchfork showed up in the middle of the room and dragged the old sinner back to her reward. That day was the last anyone ever seen of him, and the old house is one of those that grownups avoid, and young folk dares one another to run up and touch.
Stanley Home Products has been in business since 1931, offers a high quality skin moisturizer and personal care products to keep your home and your body clean.
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Stanley Home Products has been in business since 1931, and offers high quality home and personal care products to keep your home and your body clean.
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