Nefertiti Reassured Me about….?
“Helium lillypads,” Sylvia inquired, her toes fuming with Glastonbury.
Do you ask me how I came across such a notorious tomb? Do I tell you?
No I won’t tell you. But I asked my good friend and singer-songwriter Ilene Finai-Benque to write a tiddy aboot it.
“Notorious Tomb”
By Ilene Finai-Benque
For a day, I wondered how,
I’d look upon
The notorious tomb.
On a plane to Cairo;
Elijah told me he felt a
presence: the
Nile Delta
Too close, was this nile delta
She whispered in the ear of our jet,
Then reality set.
No longer was Giza afar.
The majestic land
we were on par.
Bristling dunes and a Bactrian rasp
Alas, the land of the Pharaohs.
Was in my grasp.
Nefertiti was her name,
It was only May;
We had a month to expunge her DNA.
It seems in the course of history, the minds of the long lost bananas have widdled their way to the extinction of the lesser form known commonly as the bread baskets. When further analyzing the sincerity of the threat they so fearsomely made about 5 seconds ago, according to legend of course, “When I eat my left toe on the Winter Solstice and see cow bow down to my mother, Francis (yes i know it’s a guys name, she has trouble sometimes) the heavens filled with the endless bounty that is Columbia shall rise up and further trek across the vast water places and engulf the first joey of every kangaroo in Antarctica (maybe Australia if we feel like it). Alas be warned I’m not your average Mu*** F*****.” Thus it seems we found her DNA. Amen I say to you, Bye, Follow the ways of the Jedi and you shall be one of us. P.S. They also said something like we like to party with da B*****S and the H*** but I believe they were drunker than usual.
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