Have you heard this one?
A blind man goes for a job as a quality controller in a wood mill. Somewhat taken aback by the man’s blindness, the boss asks him how he can possibly do the job if he can’t see anything. “I use my sense of smell,” he replies.
Rather sceptical of the man’s claims, the boss decides to test him by sticking a piece of wood under his nose, “what’s this?” he asks, after a quick sniff, the blindman replies, “it’s a fine piece of oak.”
Amazed at the man’s correct answer, the boss trys again with another piece. “Ah, that is very poor willow,” the blindman answers correctly.
At this moment the boss’s secretary walks in, so for a bit of fun he gets her to hike her dress up, drop her knickers and shove her crotch into the man’s face. He takes a couple of sniffs, and asks if it can be turned around, to which the secretary duly obliges by shoving her backside into his face.
The man takes a sniff, and say’s “you can’t fool me with that one, its the sh1t house door off a tuna boat!”
very good I’ll tell that one at work monday
Willow Creek Hike 6 12 10.mpg
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Hiking Ohio: Scenic Trails of the Buckeye State $5.99 This guide offer over 100 dayhikes at 64 areas across Ohio, from Lake Erie to the Ohio Valley and from the till plains to the Appalachian Plateau. Hikes were chosen to demon- strate the geologic, topographic, floral and faunal diver- sity of the State. For each hiking area, the following information is provided: trail information, maps, photos, a narrative des- cribing the historical and natural… |
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Hiking Mid Missouri, Scenic Trails of the Heartland $11.43 This guide describes and illustrates over 120 dayhikes at 40 areas throughout Central Missouri. The hiking areas were chosen to demonstrate the geologic, topographic, floral and faunal diversity of our region. Designed primarily for families, naturalists and weekend explorers, the guide is illustrated with maps and photos. For each hiking area, the following information is provided: 1. T… |
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Hiking Grand Teton National Park, 2nd (Regional Hiking Series) $14.95 The authoritative guide to all of the hiking trails in Wyoming’s Grand Teton National Park, famous for its rugged beauty and spectacular mountain vistas…. |
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Stansport Willow Internal Frame Pack $49.00 Our “Willow” Internal Frame Pack is made of light weight aluminum. The durable 600D polyester fabric resists abrasions. Zippered side pockets with gussets give you maximum capacity. Loops and straps allow you to hold your gear securely. Fully padded and adjustable hip belt allows for customized fit and maximum load carrying. Shoulder straps are fully adjustable for a more comfortable experience…. |
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SmartWool Hiking Medium Crew Sock – Women’s $17.95 When you spend the whole day walking, a good pair of socks can mean the difference between an enjoyable hike and an agonizing, seemingly endless death-march. Smartwool designed the WomenAAAAAAAAs Medium Hiking Sock to cushion your feet and reduce the fatigue associated with all-day hikes.Product FeaturesInsulation: Material: 72% Merino wool, 27% nylon, 1% elasticHeight: calfRecommended Use: hiking… |
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SmartWool Hiking Medium Crew Sock – Women’s Willow, L $12.53 When you spend the whole day walking, a good pair of socks can mean the difference between an enjoyable hike and an agonizing, seemingly endless death-march. Smartwool designed the WomenAAAAAAAAs Medium Hiking Sock to cushion your feet and reduce the fatigue associated with all-day hikes.Product FeaturesInsulation: Material: 72% Merino wool, 27% nylon, 1% elasticHeight: calfRecommended Use: hiking… |
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Outdoor Research Women’s Echo Graphic Tee $39.00 Pace your run through sunny basins and shaded forests in this light, trail-oriented tee. Polyester AirVent™ fabric manages moisture and provides UPF 15 sun protection. Flat-seam construction reduces chafing and Polygiene odor control keeps it fresh whether it’s your second or tenth day out…. |
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Timberland Pro Men’s Willow Trail Hiking Boot $100.00 Hiker alloy saftey toe for lightweight protection. Synthetic and lightweight upper material provides more breathability. Thermal plastic urethane shank and polyurethane footbed for static dissapative performance…. |
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